we announced a Caption Contest inspired by our stint on "How I Met Your Mother".
We asked you guys to write a short caption of what the characters in the scene might be saying.
The writer of the best caption will win a CoasterDynamix Statix Model of Millennium Force or Top Thrill Dragster!
Here are the entries!
(Editor's Note: If you haven't listened to our past few shows, a lot of these jokes aren't going to make sense. So, you might want to go back and download shows from the last few weeks!)
"I was sitting here." "Yeah, not anymore."
- Brian Greer
Mike: I'm excited - but don't know what to do!
EB: Just act like you're drunk Mike.
Ted: No need to do that, boyz, I already got that covered...
- Justin R.
Mike: Do you believe he really asked us if we heard The Beast?
EB: Yeah, I'm usually not to familiar with a lot of park's rides, but even I know about that one!
Josh: I honestly thought they wouldn't have know "A Beast". I thought I was gonna impress them with my coaster knowledge.
Mike: "Let's just say, that redhead was pretty interested in the Goliath, if you know what I mean."
EB: "I bet you wanted to take her on the old Anaconda, didn't you?
And then some Volcano: The Blast Coaster?"
-or- Ted, in another convo:
Ted: "I can't believe those guys knew about "A Beast..." I should get to A Magic Mountain so I can try out this A X2."
- David V.
Mike: Hey EB, can you believe that Josh Radnor? We should turn him into a character on the show!
EB: Good idea Mike, I got it covered.
Josh: Ahhh man, I really blew it with those Coaster Radio guys. Maybe those guys over at In The Loop will be my friends and start the "Josh Radnor Project."
- Tom Schultz
Ted: "OK. Guys. Two things... First, why are those guys behind me so happy? And more importantly, why are neither of them wearing pants?"
Mike: "So I said to the Big Breasted Redhead, 'Sorry baby, you must be this tall to ride.'
- Jonathan Lepolt
Ted: "You know, I am thinking about a road trip of Ohio to ride this roller coaster- it's made of wood, it's really famous, I don't know if you know about it, it's called A Beast."
- Terry Farthing
Mike: "Doesn't everyone know Walt Disney's frozen corpse is stored in Expedition Everest?"
Mike: Dude, did you see the guy with the strip of toilet paper hanging out of his pants?"
Ted: Please tell me I'm not the toilet paper guy.
- Joel Tomyl
Mike: "David Arquette totally wishes he was us right now"
EB: "I know, this is way cooler than Jake and the Neverland Pirates."
Mike: "I'm super excited that NPH invited us out here!"
EB: "Oh man, I miss my Mickey Mouse sweatshirt..."
Ted: "Maybe they know about Millennium Force at Cedar Point..."
- BJ Wanlund
Mike to EB (speaking of amply bosomed red-haired girl):
"We were going up the lift hill, she grabbed for my hand and missed, and TOTALLY TOUCHED IT!"
- David Bales
Mike: OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL'S BOOBS?!?
TED (Completely out of it): Whoaaaaa...they have....SON of a Beast nowwwww??? Whoaaaaaa....
- Dan the T-Shirt Guy
Mike: OMG EB! NPH shook my hand! I am never washing this hand again!
- David Weihe
Ted: So what- The last roller coaster I went on was so wild, it had the bar at the entrance of the ride.
- Peter Nancarrow
Ted: Carl, I think that weirdo in the black shirt just asked his friend if he wanted to 'ride The Beast late at night.'
- Kevin Welch