Friday, April 27, 2012

HIMYM Caption Contest Entries

On this week's show, we announced a Caption Contest inspired by our stint on "How I Met Your Mother".

We asked you guys to write a short caption of what the characters in the scene might be saying.

The writer of the best caption will win a CoasterDynamix Statix Model of  Millennium Force or Top Thrill Dragster!

Here are the entries!

(Editor's Note: If you haven't listened to our past few shows, a lot of these jokes aren't going to make sense. So, you might want to go back and download shows from the last few weeks!)
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"I was sitting here." "Yeah, not anymore."
- Brian Greer
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Mike: I'm excited - but don't know what to do!
EB: Just act like you're drunk Mike.
Ted: No need to do that, boyz, I already got that covered...
- Justin R.
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Mike: Do you believe he really asked us if we heard The Beast?
EB:  Yeah, I'm usually not to familiar with a lot of park's rides, but even I know about that one!
Josh: I honestly thought they wouldn't have know "A Beast". I thought I was gonna impress them with my coaster knowledge.
- Erich
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Mike: "Let's just say, that redhead was pretty interested in the Goliath, if you know what I mean."
EB: "I bet you wanted to take her on the old Anaconda, didn't you?
And then some Volcano: The Blast Coaster?"

-or- Ted, in another convo:

Ted: "I can't believe those guys knew about "A Beast..." I should get to A Magic Mountain so I can try out this A X2."‎
- David V.
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Mike: Hey EB, can you believe that Josh Radnor? We should turn him into a character on the show!
EB: Good idea Mike, I got it covered.
Josh: Ahhh man, I really blew it with those Coaster Radio guys. Maybe those guys over at In The Loop will be my friends and start the "Josh Radnor Project."
- Tom Schultz
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Ted: "OK. Guys. Two things... First, why are those guys behind me so happy? And more importantly, why are neither of them wearing pants?"
-Wally Phelps
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Mike: ‎"So I said to the Big Breasted Redhead, 'Sorry baby, you must be this tall to ride.'
- Jonathan Lepolt
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Ted: ‎"You know, I am thinking about a road trip of Ohio to ride this roller coaster- it's made of wood, it's really famous, I don't know if you know about it, it's called A Beast."
- Terry Farthing
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Mike: "Doesn't everyone know Walt Disney's frozen corpse is stored in Expedition Everest?"
- Jeff
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Mike: Dude, did you see the guy with the strip of toilet paper hanging out of his pants?"
Ted: Please tell me I'm not the toilet paper guy.
- Joel Tomyl
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Mike: "David Arquette totally wishes he was us right now"
EB: "I know, this is way cooler than Jake and the Neverland Pirates."
-Kevin Spindler
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Mike: "I'm super excited that NPH invited us out here!"
EB: "Oh man, I miss my Mickey Mouse sweatshirt..."
Ted: "Maybe they know about Millennium Force at Cedar Point..."
- BJ Wanlund
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Mike to EB (speaking of amply bosomed red-haired girl):
"We were going up the lift hill, she grabbed for my hand and missed, and TOTALLY TOUCHED IT!"
- David Bales
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Mike: OH MY GOD!  DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL'S BOOBS?!?
EB:  WHERE!?!
TED (Completely out of it):  Whoaaaaa...they have....SON of a Beast nowwwww???  Whoaaaaaa....
- Dan the T-Shirt Guy
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Mike: OMG EB! NPH shook my hand! I am never washing this hand again!
- David Weihe
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Ted: So what- The last roller coaster I went on was so wild, it had the bar at the entrance of the ride.
- Peter Nancarrow
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Ted: Carl, I think that weirdo in the black shirt just asked his friend if he wanted to 'ride The Beast late at night.'
- Kevin Welch

1 comment:

Terry Farthing said...

"I wish those two guys behind me would stop pelting me with peanut shells."






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